Photo of the Day

(Source: AOL.com)

That would be Harry Whittington, who was "accidentally" shot by Vice President Dick Cheny about a week ago. He was discharged from the hospital today. He looks like he soaked his head in a bowl of piss.

Homeboy is YELLOW. I'm not sure what could be more exasperating--being shot by a friend in the face, neck, and chest or turning YELLOW. Dude oughtta pop some birdshot up Dick Cheney's you-know-where. Blow Dick's dick off, that's what I say!

What's sad is that this man is apologizing to the man who shot him. "My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with," Whittington says in a statement. Had you known nothing of what happened, you would've thought Cheney was shot. Why is the victim apologizing to the assailant?

Why should I feel sorry for a dick?

OK, 'nuff dick jokes. Too easy.