Saddam Hussein Starves Himself for the Good of Mankind
The Associated Press reports that deposed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has proclaimed to be on a hunger strike "to protest tough stances by the chief judge" of his trial. Hussein claims to have not eaten in 3 days while his former (un)intelligence chief, Ibrahim Barzan, has starved himself for 2 days.
Allow me to be the first to ask: Does anyone care?
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Meanwhile, in completely unrelated, however similarly stupid, news, Harry Wittington, the 900-year-old lawyer shot by Vice President "I'm a" Dick Cheney, suffered a "'silent' heart attack" this morning. He was "accidentally" shot as the two old biddies were hunting some quail on some ranch in Texas. Wittington was peppered with pellet gunshots in the face, neck and chest. (Source: MSNBC)
Anyone else think this would be a real crappy way to kick the bucket?
Just when you thought the Bush presidency couldn't get any more pitiful. . .
The Associated Press reports that deposed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has proclaimed to be on a hunger strike "to protest tough stances by the chief judge" of his trial. Hussein claims to have not eaten in 3 days while his former (un)intelligence chief, Ibrahim Barzan, has starved himself for 2 days.
Allow me to be the first to ask: Does anyone care?
For more on this story, click here.
Meanwhile, in completely unrelated, however similarly stupid, news, Harry Wittington, the 900-year-old lawyer shot by Vice President "I'm a" Dick Cheney, suffered a "'silent' heart attack" this morning. He was "accidentally" shot as the two old biddies were hunting some quail on some ranch in Texas. Wittington was peppered with pellet gunshots in the face, neck and chest. (Source: MSNBC)
Anyone else think this would be a real crappy way to kick the bucket?
Just when you thought the Bush presidency couldn't get any more pitiful. . .
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