Hollywood: Where Romance Goes to Die

Well, the Evil Bitch of the Week Award goes to Denise Richards, who’s now shacking up with ex-best friend Heather Locklear’s soon-to-be ex-husband, Richie Sambora. Rumor has it that the whore advised Locklear to dump her cheating hubby when—low and behold—the cheating hubby was cheating with Richards all along! (Just tell me, how does one cheat on Heather Locklear? Then again, how could David Spade nab Heather Locklear? ::confused::)




What makes this all the more intriguing of a Hollywood scandal is that this has all come to public knowledge within days of Richards’ damaging allegations towards her own soon-to-be ex-husband, Charlie Sheen. She claims Sheen has been physically and verbally abusive, has threatened to kill her, and has a penchant for gay and kiddie porn. And of course, he’s cheated on her many a time with many a prostitute.

Team Richards or Team Sheen—t-shirts anyone? Not appropriate? OK!
(Sources: People Magazine, Us Weekly Magazine)

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Speaking of teams, I’m guessing Team Lachey has been steadily increasing its membership as of late. Nick Lachey recently poured his heart out to MTV and Rolling Stone Magazine about his divorce from Jessica Simpson. Read the RS article here—it’s truly heart-wrenching. If you’re more into watching real tears, check out the MTV special, which is basically a video diary in which Lachey talks about his new album, “What’s Left of Me,” and how his divorce inspired his songwriting. I shed a few tears.

I appreciate it when celebrities take the time to open up to the public about their personal lives a bit. Nick and Jessica invited viewers into their home with Newlyweds, so it would be a slap in the face to fans to kick them out. Jessica gave us the boot months ago when marriage troubles were a-brewing. She refused to do an interview and photo spread for Vanity Fair as the magazine stipulated that she discuss the divorce. Maybe there are no cameras this time around, but you still owe it to your fans to let them in one last time before you shut the door for good.

I’d bet money that Jessica slept with that Maroon Five punk Adam Levine. Cheating sleaze! And, ew, Johnny Knoxville? Bam Margera? Is the lip collagen seeping into your brain now, too? Who's next, Steve-O? Ugh. Nick, someone should introduce you to Heather Locklear (or me). I promise, it's not you!